hi im kimi and im a loser

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

jaclcfrost:

do you know how difficult it is to feel secure in your looks and personality and overall self when absolutely no one has ever shown any interest in you whatsoever like yeah you shouldn’t base all of your self-confidence on other people but still there’s like always that irritating little voice inside of you that tells you that you’ve never been worth a second glance or getting to know for anyone and you can try to ignore it all you want but it’s still there

And everyone loves an adorable winner!

snowyalice:

candylandtimelord:

she-doesnt-wear-any-wings:

cuteminimo
on etsy

Is that mannequin single?

why you no wear clothes like this. multiply your already sexiness by 100 and you have death sexy

My boyfriend has the first jacket. Can confirm he looks 100% sexier.

irwins-bandanass:

If we’re dating, your hoodies become my hoodies.



Track: Period
Artist: Chemistry
Album: FMA:B Openings

thelegendofanna:

"Not averting your eyes from reality,    
With the courage to stand up and fight, 
Change sadness and anger into strength. 
Our fate is right nearby.

Look at what is ahead. 
It is a sparkling world.

The cheers that shake me 
I will not betray. 
Together we are living for the sake of the future, 
In this place and period.

The truth is at our fingertips.”

urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

the-rooster-to-your-teeth asked: 21-40 for the talk about thing
  • 21:Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
    half of me wants to answer this with “turn down for what?” but nah man i’ve never turned down someone to turn down someone you have to have been interested in in the for place pff

  • 22:Talk about your worst fear.
    Worst fear? Probably for my friends, my family, anyone I really care for, to kind of wake up one day and just think “wow, Kimi is a really shitty person.” and not want to be around anymore. Oh also heights. 

  • 23:Talk about a time someone turned you down.
    I’ve never really gone after someone???? i tried to hold my crushes hand once and they took it away like a second later lmao

  • 24:Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
    "to the edge of the universe and back, endure and survive" -Ellie
    Idk man it just, it gets to me? Like shit, they can survive literal zombie apocalypse, I can survive till tomorrow.
     
  • 25:Talk about an ex-best friend.
    Umm. Okay, Jess. She was my first ever friend in high school, she had amazing music taste, she was loud and talked way too much, and got obsessed over things way too fast.

  • 26:Talk about things you do when you’re sick.
    Curl up in blankets and game

  • 27:Talk about your favorite part of someone else’s body.
    eyes! and hair

  • 28:Talk about your fetishes.
    i love it when u press square button so fast mm bby
    (?????)

  • 29:Talk about what turns you on.
    Accents. 

  • 30:Talk about what turns you off.
    Bad smells. Feet. 

  • 31:Talk about what you think death is like.
    I like to think you, as a spirit, goes to a place of rest, whether its alone or with others idk, but its kinda like a break time, till you go jump into another body

  • 32:Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
    I remember I made a little fort hut thing in the hedge down the road, and I would climb to the top and it was like a bed. A sticky, scratchy, bed.

  • 33:Talk about what you do when you are sad.
    I kinda just sit there and fume or complain a lot or try do something to get my mind off it. 

  • 34:Talk about the worst physical pain you’ve endured.
    The material of my school uniform skirt rubbing up against open cuts while walking, that fucking sucked

  • 35:Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
    Complaining about things. I do it way too much.

  • 36:Talk about your guilty pleasures.
    I ♥ Ed Sheeran

  • 37:Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
    Leece. We were together for about 5 months, she was my first relationship, she was from England, now she hates my guts.

  • 38:Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
    (I can’t think of music atm so here are the first that come to mind)
    joan jett and the blackhearts songs - Shae
    She Looks So Perfect - Jaimee
    Dayman - Jamie
    Everlong acoustic or Dear Agony acoustic - Leo
    December 1963 (Oh What A Night) - Gareth
    Basically anything ETF with Craig Mabbitt - Leece
    Tubthumping - Tessa
    La La La - Leonie

  • 39:Talk about things you wish you’d known earlier.
    SAVE YOUR BLOODY MONEY. Save at least half each week. JACK AND RAY ARE GOING TO MELBOURNE AND YOU NEED TO SAVE.

  • 40:Talk about the end of something in your life.
    Course finished 31st October. I’ve been there almost 2 years. Onwards to adultness.

Thank you for asking!!!

fineapplepizza:

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something

wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

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markipooper:

FINALLY

Omfg "talk about" is a lot cuter than ask me

  • 1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
  • 2: Talk about your first kiss.
  • 3: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.
  • 4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
  • 5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.
  • 6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
  • 7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.
  • 8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
  • 9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
  • 10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
  • 11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
  • 12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
  • 13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
  • 14: Talk about a vacation.
  • 15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.
  • 16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
  • 17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
  • 18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
  • 19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.
  • 20: Talk about something that happened in high school.
  • 21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
  • 22: Talk about your worst fear.
  • 23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.
  • 24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
  • 25: Talk about an ex-best friend.
  • 26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.
  • 27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
  • 28: Talk about your fetishes.
  • 29: Talk about what turns you on.
  • 30: Talk about what turns you off.
  • 31: Talk about what you think death is like.
  • 32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
  • 33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.
  • 34: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
  • 35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
  • 36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.
  • 37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
  • 38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
  • 39: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
  • 40: Talk about the end of something in your life.

personofminorinterest:

Read the book Blake it’s important.

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